I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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