I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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