Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Please, let me fuck your mom
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize