Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
