bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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