I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he was CRYING into my vagina
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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