Just fell off a train. Bad.
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After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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