I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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