you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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