the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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