Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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