idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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