You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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