Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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