You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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