On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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