I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i wish my penis had a tongue
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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