PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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