He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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