Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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