My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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