i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize