How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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