"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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