whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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