It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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