He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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