He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
There r osticjed everywhere
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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