office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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