So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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