The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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