On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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