I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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