Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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