He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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