i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Randomize