I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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