i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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