I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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