is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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