What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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