it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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