hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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