I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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