We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
me + whiskey = a bad person
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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