He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's never too late to be topless.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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