I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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