It's just like the Real World with babies
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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