weddingsv make me drug and hornr
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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