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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I sold my books for weed money!

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Finals don't start for a week...

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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?

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This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?

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(253): View more from Washington

Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"

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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...

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