we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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