Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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